I bet you can't guess from that where I live!

Well, see, I live in California. Which is kind of like - okay. When I was in fourth grade, and my parents told me we were going to move to New Mexico, I assumed it was a city in California even though I knew it was a state. It's just - you grow up here, you assume a) everything is in California and b) it's impossible to live anywhere else. (When I was growing up, the schools did an excellent job of reinforcing that by teaching California history and California geography and waiting on the rest of the world until - well, after we moved, anyway.)

So my California instincts say you're in Napa. But I'm guessing not, judging by your demographic analysis. (Around here, most of our men over 50 went through the sixties talking to God through the magic of experimental hallucinogens, so they're really unlikely to believe marijuana causes schizophrenia.) So I can only guess you're somewhere on a coast. Maybe the northeast?