|lilacsigil (lilacsigil) wrote in thefourthvine,|
Me: I'd like to have a bra fitting for an everyday bra.
Shop assistant: We don't have anything in your size.
Me: What about this bra that is in my hand that I was considering buying?
Shop assistant: If you wear that every day, it will give you breast cancer. Sports bras are only for sport.
Me: *hurries away, never goes back* *waits several years for someone to invent internet shopping before ever buying another*