So, after immediately thinking of the RayK's Giant Cock story I see you've already been informed of - on both journals, even - my first thought was, "Oh, Jondalar. LOL."
Because: have you read Jean Auel's Earth's Children romance/Mary Sue/adventure/everything you ever wanted to know about Paleolithic culture series? The most famous is the first, Clan of the Cave Bear, but in the second the love interest Jondalar arrives, and his main personality traits are (a) being awesome at sex, to the point where he's regularly recruited to give young ladies a great time when they lose their virginity, and (b) nevertheless having massive, literal GIANT COCK ANGST. It is just SO LONG. No woman's hoohah can entirely contain it, so he is constantly forced to hold back his pleasure in service of the woman's! Except that our heroine Ayla's vagina is apparently exactly the right size for him, because she is his soulmate and therefore destiny has ordained that their squishy bits match. Much sexual rapture ensues.
I came across an awesome XMFC fic the other day which has Charles and Erik in many different time periods, with a tone varying from really thoughtful, heartachy stuff to total cracktasticness, but the chapter that had me rolling was the one with Erik as Jondalar, complete with Cock Angst. Amazing.
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Because: have you read Jean Auel's Earth's Children romance/Mary Sue/adventure/everything you ever wanted to know about Paleolithic culture series? The most famous is the first, Clan of the Cave Bear, but in the second the love interest Jondalar arrives, and his main personality traits are (a) being awesome at sex, to the point where he's regularly recruited to give young ladies a great time when they lose their virginity, and (b) nevertheless having massive, literal GIANT COCK ANGST. It is just SO LONG. No woman's hoohah can entirely contain it, so he is constantly forced to hold back his pleasure in service of the woman's! Except that our heroine Ayla's vagina is apparently exactly the right size for him, because she is his soulmate and therefore destiny has ordained that their squishy bits match. Much sexual rapture ensues.
I came across an awesome XMFC fic the other day which has Charles and Erik in many different time periods, with a tone varying from really thoughtful, heartachy stuff to total cracktasticness, but the chapter that had me rolling was the one with Erik as Jondalar, complete with Cock Angst. Amazing.