Oh, I hope you do sign up this year. I would love to read more from you, for one thing, and also, on a less selfish note, it's fun. Let me know if there's a way I could encourage you. I am reasonably good at Bambi eyes!

Although I have to note that panic is a traditional part of the Yuletide experience. If you aren't at least occasionally panicking, how do you know you're having fun?