And queue wins points forever for being the person to point out, gently and kindly, that I had given John two cocks, and this was not canonical.

*giggles forever*

And while Yuletide it awesome, it hits just as summer does and the garden in the new place is still half-done and actual writing on current OTPs has stalled so I suspect Yuletide would just end in my shaming from fandom. Other than that, I'd totally sign up and enjoy the panic fun.