READ THE LOCHTE/PHELPS. I know. I get that it's hard to imagine how this could end well. TRUST ME, IT ENDS WELL. On Twitter today I watched a person who has held out against this story since it was posted finally succumb, and then got to chart her progress as she went from massively dubious to mildly dubious to shrieking with glee and pasting choice quotes into Twitter. IT IS A REALLY GOOD STORY. I SWEAR.