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@ 2007-09-19 09:12 am UTC
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Older fandoms, you confuse me so. The story I'm reading right now has piercing gazes, searing gazes, cuddling, comforting, lengthy descriptions of eyes that change color (Green! Hazel! Gold! No, I'm not kidding - really, gold, and this isn't the right fandom for him to have been implanted with a Goa'uld.), marriage proposals, men of action sharing their feelings in astonishing detail and with great (sometimes searing) honesty, a guy telling another guy how beautiful he is, holding hands, kissing, and two adult men (of action!) with extensive disposable incomes living together and sharing a bed.

And it's gen.*

I am patiently waiting for the mutual declarations of eternal love while hugging (or crying; I'd totally take crying) in the rain. Then, and only then, will I be able to stop reading.

So, does anyone have a story from an older fandom to recommend to me? You people have mostly been at this longer than me - surely you've got some nice gen or slash story favorite from a pre-LJ fandom that you could link me to. Gen or slash welcome - especially gen that I can read as gen. Seriously. Save me from myself. And this story. I am just bewildered, here.

-Footnote-

* Another gen story in the same fandom (but by a different person) features a noted canonical horndog turning down NSA sex with a beautiful woman because he's in love with someone else - that someone being, of course, the guy who is his Entirely Not Slashy Totally Hetero Life Partner. (It also had a paragraph about their great and abiding love, and the Totally Hetero Life Partner isn't even in the story. Nor is there any explanation of why the THLP would want his "friend" to turn down the sex - I mean, seriously, it was just presented as "this is what you do when you're in love with your THLP, forswear sex and cleave only unto him, but in a straight and manly way." I guess I am just not straight enough to understand that.) And the author's note contained a diatribe against slash. Oh, my people.


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[identity profile] kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:20 am UTC (link)
These old school authors were seriously in denial. It's almost painful to watch (yet also hilarious).

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[identity profile] apatheia-jane.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:26 am UTC (link)
That sounds so much like Boston Legal canon to me. Without the eye colour changing & the marriage proposals (so far, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time), but the extensive disposable incomes, & much sharing of feelings & beds instantly took me to Alan/Denny.

But I have no old fandoms fics to rec, sorry.

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[identity profile] maygra.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:28 am UTC (link)
yours is an evil mind because I too am dying to know which fandom you are reading in. I fail at providing non-slash slash stories though although i will admit to being one of those writers who decided Methos' eye color changed like a mood ring on someone unloading refrigerated truck in souther California.

I think I finally settled on green-gold, when in fact Peter Wingfield's eyes are pretty much on the brown side of hazel.

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[identity profile] kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:28 am UTC (link)
Earlier this year, [livejournal.com profile] cimorene111 was reading through old Pros stuff and was kind enough to entertain her flist with excerpts (and links, though the exerpts were enough for me) of the "best" stories: http://cimorene111.livejournal.com/tag/the+professionals

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[identity profile] giandujakiss.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:29 am UTC (link)
Well, you asked for it. I'm chock full of S&H slash recs. Some of these are newer, and some are older. Some older ones show their age, occasionally, but are still worth reading and are interesting from a meta perspective.

New writers:


[livejournal.com profile] mara_snh: Show Time (http://meandthee.shahrazad.net/display.php?storyid=869). Read this. Now. Immediately.

[livejournal.com profile] morganlogan: Her website is here (http://www.morganlogan.com/index.html#fic). Plenty to read, including A Good Deed, Comes the Flood, Lucky Seven, and The Big Series.

[livejournal.com profile] lamardeuse: Her site (http://lamardeuse.dreamhost.com/sh/index.html). Gazing and Beneath the Skin.

Slightly older to somewhat older:

[livejournal.com profile] flamingoslim: Crystal Blue Persuasion (http://starskyhutcharchive.com/stories.php?genre=slash&authid=47). If you like that, you can move on to her If Love is Real series, which vaguely tracks the S&H canonical backstory and first few episodes.

[livejournal.com profile] tiranog, aka Rosemary: The Right Beholder (http://starskyhutcharchive.com/stories.php?genre=slash&authid=106)

Charlotte Frost: Stories here (http://starskyhutcharchive.com/stories.php?genre=slash&authid=48). Sexperts and Waterfall.

[livejournal.com profile] jat_sapphire and Ioannia: The Braided Belt (http://starskyhutcharchive.com/starskyhutchslash/DLDV2/DLDV204BraidedBelt.htm) BDSM warning, but convincing and moving.

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[identity profile] saturn92103.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:31 am UTC (link)
Look at all the fans!! How is this show not on DVD?? (Except for yours, that is. *g*)

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[identity profile] qe2.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:31 am UTC (link)
May I suggest the purchase of a baby name book might prevent this problem from reoccurring?

Be careful what you ask for...

Isabella. Jacob. Avery. Noah. Ava. Aiden. Logan. Ethan. (http://www.babynames.com/)

"Oh, God, Isabella...no, stop, Jacob, stop...Jesus, Logan, what you do to me..."

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[identity profile] thepouncer.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:31 am UTC (link)
My thought process: NSA sex? Sex with someone who works for the National Security Agency? Sex that's *monitored* by the NSA? Is there a kinky side to the NSA that I *am not aware of*?!?!

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[identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:35 am UTC (link)
Okay, the sad part is that I already have fandoms with a Jacob (SG1), an Aiden (SGA), a Logan (WOLVERINE, baby!), and an Ethan (BtVS). I'm halfway there!

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[identity profile] qe2.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:36 am UTC (link)
Is there a kinky side to the NSA

Seems rather likely to moi :-).

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[identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:38 am UTC (link)
And if I might bring up a somewhat delicate matter - what of sizing? Because I note that in the original example, the size is "tower." Does it, um, come in something smaller?

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[identity profile] qe2.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:40 am UTC (link)
I am NOT Googling "Gamin Davis" as we speak.

I can help you with that. (http://spocktreks.bravehost.com/)

(This is particularly interesting. (http://spocktreks.bravehost.com/essay.html))

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[identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:42 am UTC (link)
Good. You can come sit by me. (Seriously. Am I just over-sexed? Because I really think that if I'm going to climb into bed with someone after she's spent four chapters flirting with me, kissed me, and stripped off my clothes, I am going to have sex. It just seems like the natural order of things.)

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[identity profile] qe2.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:44 am UTC (link)
We're out of stock on those at the moment. Could we interest you in a monogram? Guaranteed to occupy only the fashionable portion of the foreskin...

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[identity profile] qe2.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:44 am UTC (link)
mmmmmMMMMMWolverine.

...I'm sorry. What were you saying?

*glomps you*

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[identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:45 am UTC (link)
Without the eye colour changing

Well, now, wait. I just looked Boston Legal up on the IMDb (How can there be so many law-related TV shows? How does anyone ever keep track?), and William Shatner is in it.

And I've already learned that, as Kirk, William Shatner had the color-changingest eyes that ever there were. So I really think we could count him as a changed by association.

much sharing of feelings & beds instantly took me to Alan/Denny.

In the CANON? Whoa.

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[identity profile] qe2.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:46 am UTC (link)
Good. You can come sit by me.

You are ON. (Seriously: we need to meet offline some time.)

(Seriously. Am I just over-sexed? Because I really think that if I'm going to climb into bed with someone after she's spent four chapters flirting with me, kissed me, and stripped off my clothes, I am going to have sex. It just seems like the natural order of things.)

If it's not, the natural order of things needs to be fucking well REordered.

(IMNSHO. Or whatever the hell that acronym is.)

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[identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:49 am UTC (link)
yours is an evil mind because I too am dying to know which fandom you are reading in.

Hah. Let me show you my evil. My evil, let me show you it.

(I am very proud of my evil.)

I fail at providing non-slash slash stories

Slash stories are also welcome! I'm just looking for good things in older fandoms.

i will admit to being one of those writers who decided Methos' eye color changed like a mood ring on someone unloading refrigerated truck in souther California.

I would love you even if you decided Methos had purple eyes. (OMG, PURPLE. That would be so awesome!)

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[identity profile] qe2.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:51 am UTC (link)
But of course.
  • S
  • M
  • L
  • Tower
  • Leaning Tower
  • Architecturally Improbable Tower
  • Seven-Wonders-of-the-World-Type Tower
  • Ron Jeremy

    Does that help?

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  • [identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com
    2007-09-20 12:51 am UTC (link)
    Oh, god, I was reading along with those as she posted them. Admittedly, some of them scarred me to the point where I could only huddle whimpering on the couch, but it was SO WORTH IT.

    Thank you for reminding me; I must find time to re-read them. Wasn't there one where one of the Pros guys was an elf?

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    [identity profile] qe2.livejournal.com
    2007-09-20 12:56 am UTC (link)
    It's all about the AUs anyway in this fandom anyway, which is probably only to be expected when it's based on a cowboy television series based on a cowboy movie based on a samurai movie.

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    [identity profile] apatheia-jane.livejournal.com
    2007-09-20 12:56 am UTC (link)
    I hate to self pimp, but this is the only shipper vid I know for them: Love Flamingos (http://themonkeyjack.imeem.com/video/ZlIcGiim/bl_love_flamingos/). They like dressing up. And telling each other how much they mean to each other on their balcony (it's how every ep ends, & yet somehow it never fails to bring the squee). And they sleep together, & bring it up in corridor arguments then glare at people who stare. And a judge told them it would be a conflict of interest to defend opposing clients "because everyone knows they're sleeping together". And William Shatner has Alzheimers Mad Cow Disease. And after most declarations of feelings, he retorts with "ok, but I'm still not having sex with you". And he got jealous when he saw Alan talking with another man on their balcony.

    Sometimes, I think the writers are more hardcore slashers than most of the fans.

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    [identity profile] kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com
    2007-09-20 12:58 am UTC (link)
    I...think they were often elves?

    The one that really sticks in my mind is the one where one was called a baby ballerina. I can never remember which guy is which, but it was the even more thuggish-looking one with the afro. BABY BALLERINA.

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    [identity profile] qe2.livejournal.com
    2007-09-20 12:58 am UTC (link)
    PRECISELY. I'm like, okay, NOW is when the sex happens.

    Ah, slash goggles, how we love thee.

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    [identity profile] qe2.livejournal.com
    2007-09-20 01:00 am UTC (link)
    At least evil is a particularly sexy color on you.

    Well said.

    Also: I am either (1) the least perceptive beta ever or (2) really fucking forgetful, because I am reasonably certain I said no such thing. (I may be losing it. Call 911.)

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