thefourthvine: Two people fucking, rearview: sex is the universal fandom. (UF black and white, Universal Fandom)Keep Hoping Machine Running ([personal profile] thefourthvine) wrote,
@ 2007-09-19 09:12 am UTC
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Older fandoms, you confuse me so. The story I'm reading right now has piercing gazes, searing gazes, cuddling, comforting, lengthy descriptions of eyes that change color (Green! Hazel! Gold! No, I'm not kidding - really, gold, and this isn't the right fandom for him to have been implanted with a Goa'uld.), marriage proposals, men of action sharing their feelings in astonishing detail and with great (sometimes searing) honesty, a guy telling another guy how beautiful he is, holding hands, kissing, and two adult men (of action!) with extensive disposable incomes living together and sharing a bed.

And it's gen.*

I am patiently waiting for the mutual declarations of eternal love while hugging (or crying; I'd totally take crying) in the rain. Then, and only then, will I be able to stop reading.

So, does anyone have a story from an older fandom to recommend to me? You people have mostly been at this longer than me - surely you've got some nice gen or slash story favorite from a pre-LJ fandom that you could link me to. Gen or slash welcome - especially gen that I can read as gen. Seriously. Save me from myself. And this story. I am just bewildered, here.

-Footnote-

* Another gen story in the same fandom (but by a different person) features a noted canonical horndog turning down NSA sex with a beautiful woman because he's in love with someone else - that someone being, of course, the guy who is his Entirely Not Slashy Totally Hetero Life Partner. (It also had a paragraph about their great and abiding love, and the Totally Hetero Life Partner isn't even in the story. Nor is there any explanation of why the THLP would want his "friend" to turn down the sex - I mean, seriously, it was just presented as "this is what you do when you're in love with your THLP, forswear sex and cleave only unto him, but in a straight and manly way." I guess I am just not straight enough to understand that.) And the author's note contained a diatribe against slash. Oh, my people.


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rydra_wong: Lee Miller photo showing two women wearing metal fire masks in England during WWII. (Jack it is can be)


[personal profile] rydra_wong
2007-09-19 04:37 pm UTC (link)
and this isn't the right fandom for him to have been implanted with a Goa'uld

Stealth crossover!

Seriously, wouldn't that add so much to so many golden-eyed stories? At first, you think you're reading smarm, but in the next chapter - Goa'uld takeover of the planet!

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[identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com
2007-09-19 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Seriously, wouldn't that add so much to so many golden-eyed stories? At first, you think you're reading smarm, but in the next chapter - Goa'uld takeover of the planet!

Oh my god YES. That would be perfect. (And the truth is, I've been so trained by SG1 fandom that I was immediately pulled out of the story because, you know, OBVIOUSLY HE'S A GOA'ULD! RUN!)

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rydra_wong: Lee Miller photo showing two women wearing metal fire masks in England during WWII. (lee miller -- masks)


[personal profile] rydra_wong
2007-09-19 06:14 pm UTC (link)
It does do useful things for writerly discipline, though. Even if it results in a lot of time spent writing "Character X's eyes shone glowed flashed flared blazed oh bugger."

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