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@ 2007-09-19 09:12 am UTC
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Older fandoms, you confuse me so. The story I'm reading right now has piercing gazes, searing gazes, cuddling, comforting, lengthy descriptions of eyes that change color (Green! Hazel! Gold! No, I'm not kidding - really, gold, and this isn't the right fandom for him to have been implanted with a Goa'uld.), marriage proposals, men of action sharing their feelings in astonishing detail and with great (sometimes searing) honesty, a guy telling another guy how beautiful he is, holding hands, kissing, and two adult men (of action!) with extensive disposable incomes living together and sharing a bed.

And it's gen.*

I am patiently waiting for the mutual declarations of eternal love while hugging (or crying; I'd totally take crying) in the rain. Then, and only then, will I be able to stop reading.

So, does anyone have a story from an older fandom to recommend to me? You people have mostly been at this longer than me - surely you've got some nice gen or slash story favorite from a pre-LJ fandom that you could link me to. Gen or slash welcome - especially gen that I can read as gen. Seriously. Save me from myself. And this story. I am just bewildered, here.

-Footnote-

* Another gen story in the same fandom (but by a different person) features a noted canonical horndog turning down NSA sex with a beautiful woman because he's in love with someone else - that someone being, of course, the guy who is his Entirely Not Slashy Totally Hetero Life Partner. (It also had a paragraph about their great and abiding love, and the Totally Hetero Life Partner isn't even in the story. Nor is there any explanation of why the THLP would want his "friend" to turn down the sex - I mean, seriously, it was just presented as "this is what you do when you're in love with your THLP, forswear sex and cleave only unto him, but in a straight and manly way." I guess I am just not straight enough to understand that.) And the author's note contained a diatribe against slash. Oh, my people.


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[identity profile] minnow1212.livejournal.com
2007-09-19 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Heh. That reaction reminds me of first reading some Sentinel that someone had linked me to. And some of it was smarm, some of which was physically and emotionally intense in ways that…I just…though I hadn’t been a slash reader until that point (I was monofannish in a fandom where I didn’t grok onto any of the slash pairings, so I thought slash just wasn’t my thing generally—ha! oh young me, you were so innocent), I kept going, "OMG! There has to be a payoff! HAVE SEX ALREADY!"

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[identity profile] xparrot.livejournal.com
2007-09-19 07:13 pm UTC (link)
...oddly, in retrospect, that was pretty much exactly what watching The Sentinel TV show felt like as well XD

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[identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com
2007-09-19 07:31 pm UTC (link)
oh young me, you were so innocent

*cherishes the specialness of your youthful self*

(And, in case you want to cherish my youthful specialness, try this: I made fun of slash before I had read any, thus of course guaranteeing that I would eventually become deeply involved in slash fandom. ...Really, though, given that I was mentally slashing characters starting at age 9 or thereabouts, it's kind of surprising it took me this long to get here.)

I kept going, "OMG! There has to be a payoff! HAVE SEX ALREADY!"

PRECISELY. I'm like, okay, NOW is when the sex happens. And then they just cuddle and talk about their feelings until they fall asleep. (AGAIN.) In their shared bed. It's all very strange.

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[identity profile] qe2.livejournal.com
2007-09-20 12:58 am UTC (link)
PRECISELY. I'm like, okay, NOW is when the sex happens.

Ah, slash goggles, how we love thee.

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