Heee~, your footnote sent shivers of horror down my spine. I lived with someone for a year who believed that the best characters EVER are drows and I spent all of our RPs (I no longer play with her) trying to kill her without being obvious about it. The fact that she wrote a self-insert Id-fic chronicles and kept trying to get us to RP 'in her world' didn't help at all. *raises Dwarf flag of solidarity :D*