May I just say here and now that your ability to find rare slash - while amazing and brilliant and one of the reasons I love you - is just the teeniest bit scary? Seriously. Do you have access to the Ultimate Portal o' Slash or something?

Although, come to think of it, I have come up with one pairing you couldn't find, and it's even rarelitslash: Gregory Powell/Mike Donovan from I, Robot. But that's 'cause I'm apparently the only person on the planet who picked up a slashy vibe from that book. (And, actually, I get that vibe from a lot Asimov's writing. I'm seriously verging on writing a thesis-length paper on what, exactly, causes something to be slashy, with, you know, objective measures and paper-and-pencil tests with slash fans and so on. It's only by my strength of will I'm fighting this urge. God help me.)