On, Pearl. I love you so much for having that RIGHT AT YOUR FINGERTIPS. (Also, why do I not have any ST icons? MUST REMEDY THIS. Oh, I laugh at the days when I insisted my icons not be fandom-specific.)

I always have to follow up that story with Heavy Bag just to keep from falling apart.

...You mean there's a way to read The End of the Road and not fall apart? I did not know this!