I'm entertaining a scary theory here, MMWD. That theory is: we are actually the same person.

No, stay with me here.

I'm also in the scary PMS stage where my breasts hurt when I walk and I'm insanely emotional.

I also desperately needed this recs set.

And I also firmly, emphatically believe that wombats make everything better, to the extent that I can produce sworn testimony from my Best Beloved that I've been lobbying desperately for a pet wombat (to no avail, of course; even in Australia, you can only have them if they're rescues and you're planning to return them to the wild, and we aren't in Australia) for years.

Do you also like red pandas? Because if you do, I think we should conduct some searching interviews with our parents.