I second ALL BUT ONE OF THESE. Because after seeing 3243276 stories where the Dursleys keep Harry in a CAGE and RAPE HIM and FEED HIM FROM A DOG BOWL and ALSO HE HAS A LEARNING DISORDER and A HEART CONDITION and THEN HE GOES TO AZKABAN, Remus can only ever be the woobie silver medalist for me. But hey, a Potter fandom silver medal is, like, platinum in most other fandoms!
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