P.S. -- Would you object to my trying to entice someone to make an icon of "fan fiction is evil, because doing it for love is wrong, but doing it for money is right. This makes me make a frowny face, because that isn't what they said in Sex Ed"?

If successful I would, of course, make every effort to make sure you're credited as the author by anyone who may snerch it. (Or, if you like, I'll try to convince the icon-maker to give you the icon & send anyone who wants it to you.) I simply think this idea & your phrasing are such a perfect combination that it needs to be spread around, like honey & peanut butter, to stick in everybody's memory....