Now I want to read about Sam and Dean as figure skaters. With John as their pushy stage father and Bobby as their coach and Sam wants to be a hockey player but Dean really needs a partner so Sam comes back to be his brother's temporary partner (oh, the joys of height dynamics when Dean doesn't want to be the 'girl') and then Dean meet Cas who skates like an angel but is a single skater working for an especially elite skating club and I AM NOT WRITING THIS DAMMIT!