I can promise you that I will not recoil in horror.

I broke my loo seat a year ago, and have been embarrassed to do anything about it.

...there are more things, but I shan't inflict them on you. Basically, I am in a nest of chaotic mess, and consider the fact that there are not any plates of mouldy food lying around to be the shining pinnacle of cleanliness. So GO TEAM YOU with having achieved your awesome thing, whatever it was!