That is an awesome story, and I seriously hope the dude remembered that after he sobered up, because, wow, talk about an argument for not getting quite so drunk. (One morning, I encountered a frat boy type wandering around in just shorts, which, fine, it isn't like there's a local dress code. Except he was very, very drunk, and apparently he had an itch, and he decided the best way to deal with the itch was to drop the shorts so he could scratch more effectively. I got to see WAY more of that guy than I wanted to.)