I would feel more comfortable with tomato world domination if I knew what tomatoes were likely to WANT. I mean, are they likely to enslave us all, or are they going to be gentle overlords? It keeps me up at night.

I always assumed container gardening recommendations were for SMALL plants, but I can see you had the right of it.

I hope the earthling does have a green thumb! I surely do not, but my mother does. Maybe it skips generations!