She also hates you if you're a girl and not very bright, especially if you're also pretty: there's basically no way to be an appealing or worthy person in that case. (Although, to be fair, if you're a not very bright girl and you're not pretty and also blonde and blue eyed, you don't actually exist.)

I adore The Masqueraders, although mostly for the sister-brother relationship rather than the Prudence/Tony, which she seemed to get a bit mixed up and lost in. I do love the "I knew you must be a woman because I was attracted to you" thing, though. Most ridiculous and amazing.