I HAVE REACHED THE END. (I have also seen the clip where they talk about fighting like it is sex, something else I suspect Sid is bad at, and Dupuis is wearing a t-shirt and shorts and Sid is CASUALLY RELAXING while fully dressed in slacks, Oxford shirt, sweater, and socks. Possibly also shoes. I am surprised he isn't wearing a ski mask, too.)

To be honest, I spent the ENTIRE SERIES immensely surprised that Crosby wore clothes that weren't his uniform. Those two clips are, like, the EPICENTER OF CROSBY-NESS, it's all you need to know about him (well, that and how adorable he looks with children).


OH GOD THE MUSTACHE. HE COULDN'T SHAVE IT, is the problem. Hockey has all these TRADITIONS about facial hair: playoff beards, Movember (where hockey players grow mustaches for money, for charity), etc. etc. and it's ALL HORRIFYING ALL THE TIME.