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lastscorpion ([personal profile] lastscorpion) wrote in [personal profile] thefourthvine 2012-02-16 01:16 am (UTC)

And so, like I imagine most people do on the freeway, I would fantasize about having a disintegration beam mounted on my car that I could use to target other drivers.

And then when I was ferrying children around all the time, that became a "Go Home Ray", which magically transported people who needed to be disintegrated really shouldn't be out here driving like that back to their own homes, where they couldn't cause so much road rage trouble.

Of course, the children only knew the meaning of the word "ray" that is those big flat fish they have in the touch pool at the Monterey Aquarium (bat rays), and so they told stories about the big magic fish that fell out of the sky onto the offending vehicles and carried them home. LOL :-D

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