I haven't been able to discover exactly what it is that they do, but after that, the guys remain perfectly, blandly in character when they are in the presence of the media, hockey fans, hockey officials, or cameras. And the character is Nobel but Boring Canadian Hockey Player.

Don Cherry ritually sucks all the personality out of them.

I have to say, this is all kind of bizarre--I was a hockey fan that found out people wrote RPF about my sport, and it's been kind of awkward-awesome to discover. But yeah. Refreshing the Penguins' roster at three in the morning (AWESOME GAME TOMORROW HOLY FUCK) is a common symptom of hockey.