I want to collect the world and sit them down so they can all watch that video with me.
MAYBE YOU COULD LASSO THE WORLD AND DRAG IT TO YOUR COMPUTER. I think that would be an appropriate use of rope! Carey Price would agree! Plus. I mean. It would be bound to bring peace to the earth and harmony to the universe, so. Basically I vote yes.
Sid's got the most flawless hockey butt of ALL TIME.
...Okay, so I need to know why there isn't more fic about people STARING AT SID'S ASS. Why is fandom not giving us the ass fixation stories that are obviously required here? Because, yes, VISIBLE FROM SPACE. (In his custom pants. Heeeeee.)
In the meantime, it seems you have the makings of an excellent Sidney Crosby's Ass picspam. FOR WHICH I THANK YOU. Clearly I had not done my fannish due diligence, and I see now how WRONG I WAS.
I'M SORRY, KANER, YOU'RE NOT 5'11, YOU MIDGET!
And, also, OH PATRICK KANE. You are cute but tiny. STOP MAKING SHIT UP. (I am perhaps inappropriately amused by how Christian Kane's hair and Patrick Kane's hat match so perfectly.) Just. HA. (Also, OMG that game against the Canucks OMG. Kaner was so awesome!)
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MAYBE YOU COULD LASSO THE WORLD AND DRAG IT TO YOUR COMPUTER. I think that would be an appropriate use of rope! Carey Price would agree! Plus. I mean. It would be bound to bring peace to the earth and harmony to the universe, so. Basically I vote yes.
Sid's got the most flawless hockey butt of ALL TIME.
...Okay, so I need to know why there isn't more fic about people STARING AT SID'S ASS. Why is fandom not giving us the ass fixation stories that are obviously required here? Because, yes, VISIBLE FROM SPACE. (In his custom pants. Heeeeee.)
In the meantime, it seems you have the makings of an excellent Sidney Crosby's Ass picspam. FOR WHICH I THANK YOU. Clearly I had not done my fannish due diligence, and I see now how WRONG I WAS.
I'M SORRY, KANER, YOU'RE NOT 5'11, YOU MIDGET!
And, also, OH PATRICK KANE. You are cute but tiny. STOP MAKING SHIT UP. (I am perhaps inappropriately amused by how Christian Kane's hair and Patrick Kane's hat match so perfectly.) Just. HA. (Also, OMG that game against the Canucks OMG. Kaner was so awesome!)