I have fallen head over heels for this fandom. Particularly for Sidney and Geno. My HEART. I have watched hours of footage online and can now pretty much tell all of the Penguins apart and am fond of a number of them! Staal! Neal! Orpik!

I even have the Penguins App on my iPhone. I'm Australian. Not a lot of interest in hockey here. :(

I'm actually interested in the game too!

So thank you for the primer. I am having all the feelings.