The playoffs are killing us all, but because I decided to follow the dictates of conscience and my family not killing me and root for the Flyers, they are killing me in the best of all possible ways. I FOLLOW A WINNING SPORTS TEAM. A SPORTS TEAM THAT WINS THINGS. NOT JUST SOMETIMES, BUT A LOT. AND IT LOOKS LIKE MAYBE THEY MIGHT KEEP WINNING THINGS? I don't know, I'm confused. I used to just be an Astros fan; it has been a really, really, really long time since this happened.

The Blackhawks are killing me in a less positive way, but I have faith that they will eventually get their act together and stop making me cry. (Also, Tazer's first goal in the NHL was on an assist from Kaner, and his first goal back was on an assist from Kaner. EVEN THE HOCKEY GODS SHIP THEM.)