Wonderful rant!!! I wholly agree with you. Plus, your kink is not my kink, and that goes for writing too!

However, the one thing that does annoy me and frankly could disappear is tiny regular updates. Please finish a chapter and have it be a chapter (or, even better a story!) Same goes for podfic. Every day there's a new update on this one story, and every day I'm excited and then realize it's that story again... Or maybe that's YMMV too?