Oh, definitely. I think we must class the clever fingers with the talented tongues and the loving assholes and the proud cocks: it's the fan fiction freaks of nature! Because, hey, if your cock has high self-esteem and your fingers can calculate square roots faster than a calculator, surely your elbows have a detailed knowledge of European history. And your left nipple can probably turn lead to gold.

Less of that. Way less of that, and I will be a much happier person. Also much less prone to ranting. Down with clever fingers! (Um. Didn't mean that quite the way it sounded.)