I had nothing at all to do with it. I am merely the conduit. Don't blame the messenger!

You are, however, free to love the messenger. And, really: giant mutant monsters need love, too, and where are they going to get it? Fay Wray? Come now. Clearly, the only reason no one else has pegged Godzilla/King Kong as a OTP before now is...OK. Sanity. But, really, sanity is a thing better lost, don't you think?