And the prize for "Title That Only Enhances the Scary Creepiness of an Already Amazingly Scary and Creepy Story" goes to: derryderrydown!

(I love the title, incidentally. And I totally want you to title everything I write from now on, because clearly you have serious title mojo - "Our Dreams Pursue Our Dead" and "Spanky Pants" are ample proof of that - whereas I have got title whammy, and I won't even offer you proof of that because it's just too depressing.)