I realize I'm taking my life into my own hands with that comment, but I'm trying to take comfort in the fact that monkeycrackmary is unlikely to hear me in here.

Because it's a fact. I just can't get the Toddlove. I've tried - god knows I've tried. I continue to try. But to me he remains the absolute opposite of Tim, and, well, I love Tim. You see where this is going.