Is there, like, a safe Matt Damon exposure level? If I keep myself below one movie a year, will I not develop the teenie crush? Or is it cumulative over a lifetime? Because this is a danger I was not previously aware of, and now I am, and while I still want to watch Matt Damon movies, I want to watch safely.

*worries*

*waits cheerfully for Legend of Bagger Vance fic*