Vegemite's made by Kraft. Which I've always thought was weird: big American company produces quintessential Australian breakfast spread? Now that's evil.

See, I can't think what one would use tomato sauce for at McDonalds. Well, okay, maybe to put on your fries. But fries are so thin that they get soggy with sauce-- I think the trend is for people to eat their fries plain, and to have tomato sauce on their chips (big fat fish-and-chips British chips) when they go to the football.

What's your address, sweetie? I'm tempted to send the packets in a matchbox (for teh cute), but I'm packing the house and I think I threw the last one away.