Well, unfortunately, it's a bad pun that only makes sense if you know my real first name, which I will cheerfully tell you via email but not, you know, here.

And I have to say, for the sake of full disclosure, that the people who do know, or are told, my real first name still don't get it. I have to explain it every time. Hence part of my dissatisfaction with my late-at-night, near-exhausted, won't-be-posting-anyway LJ name choice.