Yes. Yes, it would. In fact, I think it's safe to say that there would be much rejoicing if I had, like, a Universal FF Order Form, because I would never ever check the boxes next to "love poetry and hair-braiding between boys, but no actual sex or even touching" or "OFC love interest with flowing amethyst locks and flashing raven eyes and a truly improbable name" or "not beta-read or even spell-checked, but with bonus long incoherent author's note featuring no less than eleven exclamation points." I'd focus more on the boxes next to "long, plotty, and smut-filled" and "never mind the plotty, just chock full o' smut."
There would also, I'm ashamed to admit, be a huge increase in kidfic in certain fandoms. And a lot more established relationship stories. And, um...but we aren't here to explore the shadowy recesses of my unfortunate mind, are we?
And thank god for that.
And now I'll just go back to making up my order form for the Great Porn Warehouse in the Sky.
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Yes. Yes, it would. In fact, I think it's safe to say that there would be much rejoicing if I had, like, a Universal FF Order Form, because I would never ever check the boxes next to "love poetry and hair-braiding between boys, but no actual sex or even touching" or "OFC love interest with flowing amethyst locks and flashing raven eyes and a truly improbable name" or "not beta-read or even spell-checked, but with bonus long incoherent author's note featuring no less than eleven exclamation points." I'd focus more on the boxes next to "long, plotty, and smut-filled" and "never mind the plotty, just chock full o' smut."
There would also, I'm ashamed to admit, be a huge increase in kidfic in certain fandoms. And a lot more established relationship stories. And, um...but we aren't here to explore the shadowy recesses of my unfortunate mind, are we?
And thank god for that.
And now I'll just go back to making up my order form for the Great Porn Warehouse in the Sky.