Hee!!! This cracked me up; I started to quote, but I was copying, like, every line, and then giggling too much to type - "So the fact that I've married eight women, that suggests to you that I'm gay?", the Kents' wild gay orgies...*collapses giggling* Oh, I love your cracked-out brain.

(I came across this playing with the tags, so yay tags, cumbersome as they may be)