Oh my GOD, I so want to see that in FF. Because I do that, too. People in FF take sex really damn seriously, y'know?

But not nearly as seriously as people in original fiction. Or, god help us all, most people in real life. I bruised some egos giggling inappropriately in intimate situations in my youth, but I couldn't help it. Sex is funny! And sex and snark seems like a natural combination to me. (I don't have the ego-bruising problem anymore, because now I have Best Beloved, who laughs along with me.)