*makes mental note about possible future birthday gift*
Possibly we could take up a collection or something.
(And, no, see, the point of this poll is that it's good not to be able to tick off any of the boxes, because if you could check them all, it'd strongly suggest that you were living in badfic. And then the fourth wall would break, and you'd see who was writing you, and then you would stomp away in a huff, muttering, "Oh, please. I was a Mary Sue for a 14-year-old who has obviously been taking all her fashion tips from Go Fug Yourself? The shame! Jeez, she could at least have put me in RPH with David Hewlett." Whereas having varied, delightful, and abundant orgasms that aren't badfic conventions is pretty much proof that you are not in any such story, but rather are in fact the real - well, not McCoy, as that would just confuse things further, so - the real ilexa.
Good lord. I seem to be espousing the Theory of Badfic Solipsism or something now. Must nap. Philosophy coming over me like a plague. Sennnnnd heeeeeeelp!)
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Possibly we could take up a collection or something.
(And, no, see, the point of this poll is that it's good not to be able to tick off any of the boxes, because if you could check them all, it'd strongly suggest that you were living in badfic. And then the fourth wall would break, and you'd see who was writing you, and then you would stomp away in a huff, muttering, "Oh, please. I was a Mary Sue for a 14-year-old who has obviously been taking all her fashion tips from Go Fug Yourself? The shame! Jeez, she could at least have put me in RPH with David Hewlett." Whereas having varied, delightful, and abundant orgasms that aren't badfic conventions is pretty much proof that you are not in any such story, but rather are in fact the real - well, not McCoy, as that would just confuse things further, so - the real
Good lord. I seem to be espousing the Theory of Badfic Solipsism or something now. Must nap. Philosophy coming over me like a plague. Sennnnnd heeeeeeelp!)