ext_1235 ([identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] thefourthvine 2005-08-30 07:59 pm (UTC)

*struts her funky stuff*

*is paralyzed by sudden memory of that one Frodo/Sam/Gollum LotR vid set to "My Boyfriend's Back"*

*collapses laughing on the dance floor*

*is alarmed to note that no one can detect a difference between this and the funky strutting*

Yeah, okay. Now I remember why I don't do the strutting in public.

(Also, I advise you not to be a slave to mere meter and tune. I suggest that you use these lyrics: "Her mojo's back and we're going to have a large number of smutty due South recs real soon/Hey-la, Hey-la, her mojo's back." Bend the tune to suit your will, that's always been my motto.)

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