Seriously, do you live near me? Because we, yes totally have the frolicking possums. Also very active squirrels that like to jeer at our dogs. And the Nightly Mating Cat Show, which - Jesus, if anything made me scream like that, I would work to avoid it, you know?
Our neighbors, though, are not a problem. It's just the wildlife. (I live in a gigantic metropolitan area! In a desert! Surely we aren't supposed to *have* wildlife?) Of course, your neighbors sound sort of like wildlife.
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Seriously, do you live near me? Because we, yes totally have the frolicking possums. Also very active squirrels that like to jeer at our dogs. And the Nightly Mating Cat Show, which - Jesus, if anything made me scream like that, I would work to avoid it, you know?
Our neighbors, though, are not a problem. It's just the wildlife. (I live in a gigantic metropolitan area! In a desert! Surely we aren't supposed to *have* wildlife?) Of course, your neighbors sound sort of like wildlife.
*kicks your neighbors, just on principle*