And a PDA I could download fic and vids to so I could read them on the fly.

terrio has already pointed out the options for reading fic on iPods. And if you get the video iPod, you can of course also watch vids there (and I'd way recommend that over a handheld; iPods have much more storage and are less, um, finicky). Of course, iPods don't have wireless or bluetooth, but if you get a laptop with those and a video iPod, it seems to me you'd be pretty much set.

*tempts*