Okay. First. You have so totally proven your own evil. I mean, you revealed your black, black heart in that poll. (And you also called yourself a ray of sunshine in a package of bonny cheer. I just - are there even words for how twisted that is? NO. No, there are not.)
I am wise to you, Evil One! I will not fall your wiles again!
...Hmmm. Lex v. compelling, though.
Second. Oh my god what is Skinwalker? Surely it is an unspeakable horror second only to...only to...second in evil to NOTHING, that's what. Even those who are openly daring me to scorch my eyes (And the innocent eyes of Best Beloved! Do not forget that!) with what is sure to be the hideous glaring badness of Dichotic - and OMG how I hate that episode title, just really completely loathe it - are afraid of Skinwalker. Hardened SV survivors are fleeing from it. What is this hideous new evil you bring to torment me?
Also: isn't Home Improvement a show about...home improvement? Why are there kids on there? And what does Tim Allen know about, like, wallpaper?
*checks IMDb*
*is now bewildered beyond all ken*
...It's a fictional show about a non-fictional show?
*blinks*
Okay. I need to go lie down now. (In my bedroom. Which is draped in crosses and holy water, so don't even think of showing up in the night to hypnotize me with your evil gaze and then drain my blood. Also, you have no real way of knowing my dogs don't bite. And Best Beloved may in fact be a crack shot with a rifle!)
Surely my favoritest readers will vote with me? I mean, out of fear, if nothing else, right?
You do not have favoritest readers. You have minions and victims. Trust me! I know!
And, yeah. They probably will vote with you. Out of FEAR. You have a whole reign of terror thing going on that is just totally - hmmm. Admirable, actually. See, me, I could never pull off the reign of terror. I get bored and all "Ooo! Timporn!" and the next thing you know I'm being deposed by my loyal second.
(Also: um. The Thomas kid's hair in that IMDb photo. HIS TERRIFYING JAW. His teeth like, like, like very scary teeth. Is he the bastard love child of Joe Flanigan and Tom Cruise? Or maybe of John Sheppard and whoever the fuck Tom Cruise played in Top Gun? Discuss.)
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I am wise to you, Evil One! I will not fall your wiles again!
...Hmmm. Lex v. compelling, though.
Second. Oh my god what is Skinwalker? Surely it is an unspeakable horror second only to...only to...second in evil to NOTHING, that's what. Even those who are openly daring me to scorch my eyes (And the innocent eyes of Best Beloved! Do not forget that!) with what is sure to be the hideous glaring badness of Dichotic - and OMG how I hate that episode title, just really completely loathe it - are afraid of Skinwalker. Hardened SV survivors are fleeing from it. What is this hideous new evil you bring to torment me?
Also: isn't Home Improvement a show about...home improvement? Why are there kids on there? And what does Tim Allen know about, like, wallpaper?
*checks IMDb*
*is now bewildered beyond all ken*
...It's a fictional show about a non-fictional show?
*blinks*
Okay. I need to go lie down now. (In my bedroom. Which is draped in crosses and holy water, so don't even think of showing up in the night to hypnotize me with your evil gaze and then drain my blood. Also, you have no real way of knowing my dogs don't bite. And Best Beloved may in fact be a crack shot with a rifle!)
Surely my favoritest readers will vote with me? I mean, out of fear, if nothing else, right?
You do not have favoritest readers. You have minions and victims. Trust me! I know!
And, yeah. They probably will vote with you. Out of FEAR. You have a whole reign of terror thing going on that is just totally - hmmm. Admirable, actually. See, me, I could never pull off the reign of terror. I get bored and all "Ooo! Timporn!" and the next thing you know I'm being deposed by my loyal second.
(Also: um. The Thomas kid's hair in that IMDb photo. HIS TERRIFYING JAW. His teeth like, like, like very scary teeth. Is he the bastard love child of Joe Flanigan and Tom Cruise? Or maybe of John Sheppard and whoever the fuck Tom Cruise played in Top Gun? Discuss.)