and yet have I seen the story in which Rodney McKay is seduced by a golden shower?
*dies*
*plans on staying dead for a while*
Oh, man. That's terrible, and also, somehow, terribly suggestive. Imagine some awkward, unsophisticated deity on some pretty little backwater planet, catching sight of Rodney as he comes through the gate and thinking "Oo!" to itself, and then falling over backwards trying all the regular tricks, strewing flowers at his feet (he sneezes), lurking all swan-like and pretty in the village pond ("This is a very peculiar energy signature, Colonel. There could be some kind of technology hidden under the water - get away from me, you, with the beak! I'm sure one of the biologists said something about offworld zoonoses."), trying to get friendly in the shape of a white bull ("No, I am not coming out from here unless you tell me Ronon has turned that creature into hamburger. Did you see where it licked me?!").
Possibly it gets with the program later on and starts leaving cocoa or coffee beans on his pillow.
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*dies*
*plans on staying dead for a while*
Oh, man. That's terrible, and also, somehow, terribly suggestive. Imagine some awkward, unsophisticated deity on some pretty little backwater planet, catching sight of Rodney as he comes through the gate and thinking "Oo!" to itself, and then falling over backwards trying all the regular tricks, strewing flowers at his feet (he sneezes), lurking all swan-like and pretty in the village pond ("This is a very peculiar energy signature, Colonel. There could be some kind of technology hidden under the water - get away from me, you, with the beak! I'm sure one of the biologists said something about offworld zoonoses."), trying to get friendly in the shape of a white bull ("No, I am not coming out from here unless you tell me Ronon has turned that creature into hamburger. Did you see where it licked me?!").
Possibly it gets with the program later on and starts leaving cocoa or coffee beans on his pillow.