OMG, this is freakin hilarious! (Here by way of a rec from linaelyn, by the way.

I have to admit, I'm a Smallville watcher (but only because of my obsession with bald-headed, ambiguously evil sex objects named Lex. (Whom I have paired with Dick Grayson in his Nightwing incarnation on occasion because I have a special brand of crack just for Smallvile and Lex) and this had me snorting at my computer and making my coworkers all think i'm insane.