Clark is an alien whose arrival on this earth...brought meteors and death and destruction to Smallville, Kansas, and permanent depilation to Lex Luthor.

That is horrible. And by horrible I mean BRILLIANT. (But also slightly horrible.)


I came here by way of svmadelyn and I am very glad that I did. This is just the type of thing I need to look back at and read to cheer myself up whenever I get unbelievably frustrated with season 5 and it's complete lack of the gay.