*laughs* You know, I think I quite possibly have watched less SV canon than you have... And yet I know most of the storyline. Unfortunately, I don't think I can even recognize Helen. Or Jason. *snickers* I have read a vast amount of fanfic though, so I guess that makes up for everything. *grins* Love your summary of SV and I've gotta say, it sounds spot on. ^__^ Heck of a funny review!