I just sort of really want a running HtLJ commentary by you and your BB.
*snerk* Um. No. That would be - that would be disturbing. Yes.
And I have no intention of revealing in a public place just how hysterical I thought it was that the Amazons had to hold their breasts as they ran down the hill.
Oh. Wait. Whoops.
Hey, did you know Hercules actually turns into a demon in season six? With horns and everything!
Oh my god. Now we're running into - see, okay. There's this old movie called Legend, and it is - it is the funniest thing I have ever seen, for so very, very many reasons. (The sprite played by a tiny lightbulb on a very visible string! The unicorns with horns that wobble around on their heads when they gallop! The way that hell only has one person in it! Well, two if you count Satan.) I know a lot of people love it for reasons of actual plot, but I love it because - well, because Satan has horns on which the seam from the mold is clearly visible.
Now I'm picturing Hercules wearing similar horns. And I'm realizing that BB's Theory of Hercules ("It's really about hats. And other assorted headwear.") is entirely correct.
My brain is a place of legend right now. (And the legend is "Hercules and the Minotaur Costume of Doom.")
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*snerk* Um. No. That would be - that would be disturbing. Yes.
And I have no intention of revealing in a public place just how hysterical I thought it was that the Amazons had to hold their breasts as they ran down the hill.
Oh. Wait. Whoops.
Hey, did you know Hercules actually turns into a demon in season six? With horns and everything!
Oh my god. Now we're running into - see, okay. There's this old movie called Legend, and it is - it is the funniest thing I have ever seen, for so very, very many reasons. (The sprite played by a tiny lightbulb on a very visible string! The unicorns with horns that wobble around on their heads when they gallop! The way that hell only has one person in it! Well, two if you count Satan.) I know a lot of people love it for reasons of actual plot, but I love it because - well, because Satan has horns on which the seam from the mold is clearly visible.
Now I'm picturing Hercules wearing similar horns. And I'm realizing that BB's Theory of Hercules ("It's really about hats. And other assorted headwear.") is entirely correct.
My brain is a place of legend right now. (And the legend is "Hercules and the Minotaur Costume of Doom.")