(Of course I'd take it. But I'd probably end up making cards with pretty pictures on the front and verses like, "You were tortured/By a cruel snob/Let me heal you/With this blowjob.")
Seriously, if you weren't already married and I wasn't already straight, I would be proposing right now.
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Seriously, if you weren't already married and I wasn't already straight, I would be proposing right now.