Obviously no one else can figure out what fandom animal you are, either. You are a mysterious thing. Possibly the Questing Beast or some such.

Yes, it totally makes sense that you would be unclassifiable.

(By the way, I've been meaning to tell you that I have found the King of All Cosmos' theme song: Magnetic Fields - For We Are the King of the Boudoir (http://www.sendspace.com/file/9ll9oa). You can't tell me that's not him.)