Or maybe just die a merciful, humiliated death and be buried under a nameless stone that merely reads: "She clicked 'Send' too soon."

Thank you for the recs and for the best laugh I've had all day.

There are at least two stories where Lex finds himself in the wrong part of the solar system and proceeds to conquer it as a matter of course: the hilarious Moving On by shalott and a fabulous, angsty SV/Firefly crossover, which I unfortunately can't remember the title of at the moment. *sigh* Now I want to dig them both out and read them again.

But this post also gave me a desperate desire to read a story about Lex defending his castle against an ant invasion. I'm sure he'd figure out some way to deal that's ten times more satisfying than anything I've ever come up with. Good luck with your battle. *offers symapthy*